And what you do with your dick is much more important to us ladies than its size. Attached to a real live person (hopefully). But despite what Ron Jeremy claims in that flashy banner ad on the side of PornHub, bigger is not always better. I mean, of course, it usually is, if we’re talking about schlongs that fall on a scale of pig-in-a-blanket to actual recently-born-infant-pig-in-a-swaddling-blanket. Sex with him was like being probed by aliens, she said. Likewise, there were some that were too hard: She’d dated one guy whose dick was like a Magic Marker. She patiently explained that there were dicks that were squishy, even at their hardest. But what she liked most about my dick, she said, was its level of firmness. said she’d dated boomerangs-guys with sideways-banana-shaped dicks. Another thing in my favor: My angle was straight on. She dated one guy whose cojones were so big they were basically a scientific curiosity. Are there a lot of guys with abnormal-size balls? Yes, she said. But I quickly came to realize just how nuanced and textured a woman’s feelings about a penis can be.
Size, of course, was my primary area of interest. It was very pre-sexual, and I felt vaguely bored.' Particularly peacocky chap who would just kind of swat his around theĭormitory.
'The first erection I saw was not mine, sadly.
